MikWright has an off-kilter greeting for any birthday or all-occasion need.

random quips make your card choice stand out and provoke “something.” crack open a box of wine. peruse. proceed.

 
 

birthday

Quick View
786 - four steps to a better you
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
785 - no "i" in team
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
784 - i declare an emergency
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
783 - gigantic tease
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
782 - ancestor123
$2.49 $3.95
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
781 - don't start that shit
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
780 - bon jour
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
779 - salted caramel pot brownies
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
778 - 39? ship has sunk
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
777 - last injection
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
776 - don't worry about forgetting stuff
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
775 - juice cleanse
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
774 - same shit every year
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
773 - overachiever
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
772 - #almostdrunkenough
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
771 - kick somebody's ass
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
770 - go with the fro
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
769 - my happy face
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
768 - my busy season
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
767 - melons looking droopy
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
765 - four hour erection
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
762 - stiffer your joints
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
761 - six doctors
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
760 - doubt your choices
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
758 - what happens in vegas
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
757 - third day without a b.m.
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
756 - this getting old shit
$3.50
Add To Cart
Quick View
754 - bat-shit crazy
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
753 - just when you thought
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
752 - high
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
751 - wrinkles in that birthday suit
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
750 - advice with a grain of salt
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
749 - to be honest
$3.50
Add To Cart
Quick View
746 - looked into the mirror
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
744 - laughed at their own farts
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
742 - stuck to the naugahyde
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
741 - raise skirt, lower expectations
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
740 - sex-o'clock somewhere
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
738 - roll of laundry quarters
$3.50
Add To Cart
Quick View
737 - peace, prosperity and promiscuity
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
736 - phone sex and dark chocolate
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
735 - early bird special
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
734 - you'd be ecstatic too
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
731 - work in women's shoes
$1.69 $3.95
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
730 - trashy is as trashy does
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
729 - crisis creates opportunity
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
727 - queen for a day
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
722 - like you never drank dinner
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
721 - own a mirror
$3.50
Add To Cart
Quick View
720 - unattainable
$3.50
Add To Cart
Quick View
719 - ho at this hoedown
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
718 - take a load off
$3.50
Add To Cart
Quick View
717 - closer to E.D.
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
716 - girl to girl
$3.50
Add To Cart
Quick View
715 - a donation on your behalf
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
100 - rope 'n ride
$1.75 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
099 - cougar need some catnip
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
098 - poop du jour
$0.69 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
097 - good colon cleanse
$3.50
Add To Cart
Quick View
096 - quit creepin'
$2.49 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
095 - ticket to ride
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
094 - i'll save you
$0.99 $3.25
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
092 - hire the neighbor kid
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
091 - i ripped one
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
090 - it's that creepy taxidermist
$1.75 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
089 - loves her some boxed wine
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
088 - birthdays are always a trip
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
086 - relax and have a cocktail
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
083 - what's up his sleeve
$2.49 $3.25
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
081 - to thine own self be medicated
$1.99 $3.50
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
075 - wave goodbye to youth
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
072 - last time i checked was now
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
070 - sums up your youth
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
069 - one of my favorite people
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
059 - velveeta
$2.49 $3.25
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
058 - kitchen fart
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
057 - wiener shrinks when it hits pool
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
053 - good bowel movement
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
047 - call it a hobby
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
042 - i can't be around her
$0.99 $3.25
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
040 - whatever age you claim to be
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
039 - dog years you'd be dead
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
038 - discount sperm bank
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
035 - dna results
$2.49 $3.25
sale
Add To Cart
Quick View
030 - low on vodka
$3.95
Add To Cart
Quick View
023 - monica martini
$3.95
Add To Cart